if you're on this page that means you screwed up. we have no tolerance for morons, so you should blame your computer. if we ask questions like: "are you using getright? smartdownload? gozilla?" then you better say "uhhh...hell no. it's my computer's fault. honest, man."

and if we say..."well if you're not screwing up that way...did you follow a direct link from some other site to a file housed on transmission3000?" if you answer "uhh...yes." to this question, blame the witless moron who keeps linking to our files. that's a big no-no. we've taken these extreme counter-measures to ensure that doesn't happen. word around the campfire is that we once ran over a guy for that same evil deed. twice. we probably won't beat you up, but you might want to make sure you stay on our good side.

now why are you reading this inane bullshit? go to transmission3000.